Come On Glizzie, Let’s Get You Feeling Like Yourself Again

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1. I’ll Be Sweeter Tomorrow (Than I Was Today) - The O’Jays

   No but fr fr I’ve been in demon mode for far too long it’s time for me to get right

2. Cry Baby - Janis Joplin

   Goo goo Ga ga

3. Darklands - The Jesus and Mary Chain

   Heroes by Bowie in disguise. Put this song on the background of a slow-mo video of you and your friends doing some dumbass shit. Save it. Cherish it

4. Just Once in a Lifetime - Brenda, The Tabulations

   “Love me don’t leave me”… those are genius lyrics

5. Longing to Hold You - Black Harmony

   Elevator music. Life is an elevator. Ups. Downs. Doors open. Doors close. Stuck. Needs service. Weight limit. Maximum occupancy. Awkward encounters. Potentially slippery…

   Longing to Hold You, so I won’t slip

6. Sweetest Thing on This Side of Heaven - Papa Bear & His Cubs

   Yes of course you have permission to play this on the Beats Pill for your womans or your mans while you sing the lyrics to them like you’re Papa Bear

7. Thin Line Between Love and Hate - The Persuaders

   Line too thin initiate self-destruct

8. Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye - Bettye Swann

   Not accepting Goodbyes at this time. You may try again after you have completed 20 successful Hellos. Alternatively you may attempt 10 Do You Want to Hang Outs or 5 I Love You So Muchs

9. Ride into the Sun - Session Outtake - The Velvet Underground

   This song may lullaby you into a little nap. I know you’re a Glizzie ride-or-die but please for the love of Jesus Christ stay away from this song if you snore. How come people who snore always fall asleep first?

10. Top Of The World - Shonen Knife

    Come On Glizzie, Let’s Get You Feeling Like Yourself Again. Snap the f*ck out of whatever this weird funk is and get back to normal. Get back to the top. You have the ingredients, they’re in the fridge. The Spalding basketball is in your court. Make the pizza pie. Make the layup. Just do you.

    You know, do the version of you that you wanna do. Stop worrying about everyone else for crying out loud. Capeesh? Aight. Pep talk over.

    Now spin this one tf back

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